Last Day of May, Haircut Day

Fresh from the barber shop!
Just got my hair cut.
As in cut totally short.
It has been a really really really long time since I last paid the barber a visit.
Now I bet it's gonna take another long time until the next haircut day.
My head can now actually breathe.
There's nothing left to trap the heat.
Although the long hair I loved to bang my head with is gone, I can still do the headbanging and have fun.
The gains outnumber the losses.
Besides, in time long hair's gonna be back no doubt.
Last day of May, haircut day!